NOTICE OF FINE-AND-DESISS ORDER 42-C

This is to inform all subscribers that your excessive use of parentheses has been noted.

Specifically:

You have been observed using 17 parentheses in the span of 5 minutes. This is not acceptable.

Repeatedly using parentheses to denote emphasis is a clear sign of a malfunctioning brain.

PENALTIES:

Failure to cease parentheses usage will result in:

Do not test the limits of our patience.

Subscribers may appeal this decision by visiting the Appeal Process page.

However, do not expect a positive outcome.

We have a 0% success rate.